In celebration of the season, I'd like to bring you this Christmas melody. Words have been changed to fit my particular situations. So sing along to....
The Twelve Days of ChristmasOn the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A three-week long work project.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two sick kids
And a three-week long work project.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three gifts to wrap
Two sick kids
And a three-week long work project.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four hours of sleep
Three gifts to wrap
Two sick kids
And a three-week long work project.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twenty-
fiiiiiiive people to cook Christmas Eve dinner for
Four hours of sleep
Three gifts to wrap
Two sick kids
And a three-week long work project.
All I Want for ChristmasAll I want for Christmas
Is a martini
Two martinis
Three martinis!
O Tannenbaum (or, O Weedinator sock)O
Weedinator sock
O
Weedinator sock
How lovely is your ribbing
O
Weedinator sock
O
Weedinator sock
How I tried to finish you
I couldn't quite make time for two
He'll get one sock and IOU
O
Weedinator sock
O
Weedinator sock
You'll have a mate by April.
So, dear readers, as you can see, I've been in it up to
here. Animal Magnet got over his illness just as the Dimpled One caught it. You know, one of those
fun illnesses where I must be wearing a target on my shirt that says "Throw up here." Our Christmas Eve party is tonight & due to said illnesses, I've had four hours of sleep, so I'm running on caffeine & a particular brand of crazy.
Lest you think I'm complaining (
heh), I'm going to leave you with this, the whole reason for this beautiful season. I hope everyone out there who celebrates Christmas has a very merry one!
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. St. Luke 2:10-11
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